Latest Jethalal and Babita Jokes in Hindi

Jethalal, babita, daya jokes-taraak mehta ka ulta chasma funny SMS – you can share these funny shayari jokes sms with your friends on social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter and whatsapp cheatchat .Here we posted top 10 funny text sms based on Taarak Mehta Ka ooltah Chashmah comedy show telecast on setmax.



Ahmedabad ki Dhup se Skin meri Jali…

Wah wah…
Ahmedabad ki Dhup se Skin meri Jali…

Mehta sahib “Chura ke Dil mera Babita chali”
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Har Sham suhani nahi hoti.
Har chahat ke piche kahani nahi hoti.
Kuch to asar jarur hoga mohabbat mein.
Varna Gori BABITA Kale AIYYAR ki Diwani Nahi hoti !

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Jethalal : Mehta sahib, Ab Babita ke bina nind nahi aati
hai.
Kuch to asar meri mohabbat me bhi to hoga,
Varna Dukan jane ke time par hi,
.
BABITA niche kyu aati hai.
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Gogi : Dettol sabun hai?
Abdul : Hai,
Gogi : Accha wala?
Abdul : Ha
Gogi: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Abdul: Ha
Gogi: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
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Jethalal: are daya raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho,blast ho jayaga
Daya:Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye mene battery nikal di he.
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Jethalal: Daya humara Tapu bada hoke humara naam Roshan to kare ga na.
Daya: Tapu Ke Papa, Tapu humara naam zarur Roshan karega…
Lekin Gogi ko uske mummy-papa ka naam Roshn karne ki koi zarurat nahi ha.
Jethalal: Aisa Kyu?
Daya: Kyuki unka naam to pahle se hi Roshan and Roshan ha na.
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Jethalala : Daya Jaldi se TV chalu kar. 30 Feet ka Saanp dikha rahe hai.

Daya : Arey Tapu ke papa nahi dekh Sakte.

Jethalal : Kyu ?

Daya : Kyu ki hamara TV 21 inch ka hi hai.

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Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti

Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti

Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-:)

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Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he

Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi

Babita niche kyu aati hai..

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JETHALAL-Agar Meri SHADI Meri MARJI se hoti..

Wah Wah….

Aagr Meri SHADI Meri MARJI se hoti..

To TAPUDA,Teri MUMMY DAYA nahi..

BABITA hoti..

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